Life Generally.
Life generally has many things to say, but we all seem to turn away.
Josh Harter - Beef Fuck
Josh Huskin - Shit Ton
Jon Harter - Fast As Fuck
Jay Elizalde - The Period Slam
Marc Molina - John Roofie & the I Don’t Remembers
Nerd Rock - Sons of the Aborted Mother
Steph McVey - Abortion Number Six
Matt Garcia - Ass Spelunker
Also, best quotes of tour so far:
Jay: “Where’s Nerd Fuck?!”
Josh Harter: “So, I’ve never told this to anybody before…”
Josh Harter: “This is the part where we all say the most fucked up shit we’ve done sexually.”
Jay: “THAT’S FUCKIN’ DEEP! I’M FUCKIN’ CRYIN’!”
Nerd Rock: “Where is the stuff you replaced with the Lemon Heads with?”
Nerd Rock: “I NEED THIS!”
Josh Huskin: “The alarm was going off so I had to wipe mid-turd!”
Jon and Marc: “FUCK MISSOURI!”
Jon (after not getting paid and being bird-manned): “I really don’t wanna do this right now, aw fuck it.”
Josh Harter: “I really wish I could take my clothes off right now… …I think the real winner today is St. louis itself.”
Jon Harter: “JERRY RICE!”
Josh Huskin: “Well, that’s what you get for being thirty.”
Danielle: “Boy or girl, we’re naming it Altus.”
Jon: “You’re going to look dumb.” Steph: “You’re holding a purse.”
